Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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