I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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