I wanna bring you to show and tell
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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