so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize