i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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