I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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