Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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