Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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