I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
A bitchslap is in order.
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