just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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