just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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