I'm going to jail i love you
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
then he tried to convert me to islam
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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