She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
try to milk me bitch
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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