He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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