Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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