Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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