What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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