so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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