But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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