I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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