All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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