im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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