Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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