So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
