I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
