Jerry, you need to find god
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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