I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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