This girl is more easily done than said...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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