i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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