Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I did not marry a roomba.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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