i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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