garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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