Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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