I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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