Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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