What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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