Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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