Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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