I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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