Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize