But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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