I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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