we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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