There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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