is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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