dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
barbara walters just said penis...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
