Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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