My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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