my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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