she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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