Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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