belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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