I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
