lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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