How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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